Ever wondered what would happen if you’d let Batman run a coffee farm? Would probably be extremely shade grown, full of bats and very low sugar development. The Joker would come and ruin everyone’s day. “Why so serious?”
Maybe Iron Man would do a good job, but then all farm houses would look like Malibu mansions. Coffee prices would definitely go up a lot.
Or maybe the Hulk? He’s pretty green so he would blend in for sure. But then again, he would just smash everything and you could only do pulped naturals. We don’t really want that, do we?
